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“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
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23rd May 2013✧09:5021,037 notes
penguinfaery: laughingsquid: Little Girl Dressed as Marvel Comics Legend Stan Lee this is the best picture in history.
23rd May 2013✧09:4615,571 notes
thetenthdoctorscompanion: tolkienism: thethrasherash: I found this way too funny. HAAHAHAHA Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
23rd May 2013✧09:4540,755 notes

What’s it like being so close to Benedict Cumberbatch? (x)

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23rd May 2013✧09:44154 notes

greedsling:

You’re not falling for me are you?

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23rd May 2013✧09:411,836 notes

IMPORTANT

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript. 

SIGNAL BOOST

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23rd May 2013✧09:3960,452 notes

poveqandachinochosis:

GUYS I MADE A THING

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omgI AM SO FUCKING DONE
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